unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

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and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

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and then when they leave i just 

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ive received this question so many times since i posted this yesterday so imma just leave this right here ok  

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itsbetterthananal:

when did we even first discover the concept of glasses

like was an egyptian pharaoh walking around in his jewel room and put two crystals up to his eyes and was like YOOOOOOOOOOOO NEITHHOTEP COME LOOK AT THIS

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teengrrrlsquad:

Right now: there’s a hole in the floor and we can see the class below us so we tied a cheeto to a piece of yarn and we’re trying to communicate with this girl but so far she hasn’t noticed

teengrrrlsquad:

Right now: there’s a hole in the floor and we can see the class below us so we tied a cheeto to a piece of yarn and we’re trying to communicate with this girl but so far she hasn’t noticed

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mpregfrank:

when youre near a concert youre going to and you can literally spot who is going to the concert or not from like their hair or something it’s literally like spot the emo kids

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chris-lackey:


Oh good, UPS hid my roommate’s package under the doormat so no one would see it.

what package?? all i see is a doormat?

chris-lackey:

Oh good, UPS hid my roommate’s package under the doormat so no one would see it.

what package?? all i see is a doormat?

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perks-of-being-chinese:


tangletots:

robyngates:

dundermilfflin:

bitch-pudding:

yallarebrutalizingme:

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

no its becky

1. That’s Taylor Swift. 2. YOU CANNOT DIE FROM MARIJUANA USE UNLESS YOU SMOKE 1500 POUNDS IN AN HOUR. 1500 POUNDS. THAT’S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. STOP SPREADING PROPAGANDA ABOUT SOMETHING YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. 
Wanna fight me on this? http://robyngates.tumblr.com/ask

becky is rolling in her grave right now how dare you



poor becky :(

perks-of-being-chinese:

tangletots:

robyngates:

dundermilfflin:

bitch-pudding:

yallarebrutalizingme:

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

no its becky

1. That’s Taylor Swift. 2. YOU CANNOT DIE FROM MARIJUANA USE UNLESS YOU SMOKE 1500 POUNDS IN AN HOUR. 1500 POUNDS. THAT’S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. STOP SPREADING PROPAGANDA ABOUT SOMETHING YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. 

Wanna fight me on this? http://robyngates.tumblr.com/ask

becky is rolling in her grave right now how dare you

poor becky :(

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alaskha:

popmist:

rekhless:

panier:

misschloejane:

attackoftheswag:

Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines

This is kind of adorable.

this deserves every single note and then more.

holy moly this is the cutest thing ive ever seen

AWWWWWWW

This is the cutest photo on tumblr, omg!

alaskha:

popmist:

rekhless:

panier:

misschloejane:

attackoftheswag:

Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines

This is kind of adorable.

this deserves every single note and then more.

holy moly this is the cutest thing ive ever seen

AWWWWWWW

This is the cutest photo on tumblr, omg!

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andrvw:

my blog style is called blackout blogging. i make mass amounts of posts in a short amount of time then blackout for hours on end and do it all over. 

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